Trouvée par hasard sur le web:
HI. I M 26 MALE FROM DUBAI.. I LIKE MATHS AS WELL AS SEX. IS ANY GIRL INTERESTED
Certains jours je regrette presque de ne plus être célibataire.
Aujourd'hui, j'ai raté mon bus parce que je suis restée 3 minutes dans l'ascenseur avant de remarquer qu'en fait, j'avais oublié d'appuyer sur le bouton et que j'étais toujours à l'étage de mon
bureau.
Bienvenue dans la vie des thésards.
je m'achéterai des chaussures avec des talons en bois.
Ce jour-là, vous allez enfin pouvoir vous plaindre du bruit que je fais en marchant
avec raison.
j'ai lavé ma boîte tupperware avec du savon et l'odeur ne veut pas partir.
j'ai aussi bouffé une tresse entière (petite, mais quand même) en guise de dîner.
tout ça après l'apéro avec les pizzas.
et maintenant j'angoisse bien plus d'avoir l'air moche en maillot de bain que du manque d'avancement dans mon travail.
mais ça, au moins, ça c'est un de mes privilèges de fille.
Vu sur toptip.ch, après une longue journée à chercher le lit parfait (un certain nombre de personnes, moi y compris, ont trouvé que mon déménagement était une bonne occasion de me débarrasser enfin
de mon lit de princesse à une place) :
C'est vrai que n'importe quelle autre ville vendrait nettement moins bien.
I have found a new apartment and that makes me happy. Moving in 28 days...
Et puis vous le trouvez comment, ce nouveau design?
Je suis fière de vous annoncer que je suis numéro 2 dans le référencement de google quand on tape "robots qui peut vraiment niquer". Un jour, j'accéderai au sommet.
Même si, sans la faute d'ortographe, ça marche nettement moins bien.
There are days when all my blogging urges can be fully satisfied by updating my status on Facebook.
Today, it was about a girl named Kirsten that I kept calling Arnold (which is her last name) in the e-mail I sent to ask her (previously him) to take me as a roommate. I'm wondering why I haven't
gotten any answer...
(And yes, I have managed to squeeze all this into one sentence)
EDIT: actually she wrote back today (ie a day later). A living proof that I am a superior e-mail writer o:)
And since I was really bored tonight... Here is the English translation too, in collaboration with Babelfish:
Lately, I've been wondering. I've been wondering enough to log in to my blog after a whole month (the episode where He told on my behalf to the whole wide world that I was a lazy animal does not
really count) and tell you about my concerns. Or, more exactly, about mini-bananas.
Right now there is an enormous advertising campaign for the launch of mini-bananas over here. We can win trips to countries where mini-bananas grow (or are assembled in factories, it's not very
clear) and there are girls on the posters who look pretty pleased. Everything is there to win over consumer's hearts. However, instead of being delighted by the idea of having a new fruit to add to
my list of fruits and vegetables (which I printed out for the months of good resolutions when I decide to stop living solely on ice cream), I have the impression that it's just another gadget that
is supposed to be cool but is in reality rather useless (even if there might be people who are more easily impressed by REALLY small fruits than touch screens and scrollbars that make '
whooooosh'). So I'm asking you, what are mini-bananas for? I have a couple of suggestions:
- for people who have a very small appetite and haven't yet understood the principle of half-bananas
- for people who like eating their fruits two at a time and find standard bananas too big for that
- for children who are not big enough yet to handle a regular-sized banana
- for people who find that
small is cute
- for people who are tired of always making the same old joke comparing undersized penises to stabilo-boss pens
What do you think? Will mini-bananas survive the attack of last generation iPods and become the must-have items of the season? Or will they be, after their 15 minutes of fame, sent back to the
corner of forgotten fruits, right next to medlars and jujubes?
